December 2011
6 posts
woke up just now to an excited little one, a giant pink unicorn, a sleepy husband, & snow covered world. Merry Christmas everyone!
Newt Gingrich is dropping like a lumpy, adulterous, unstable, loudmouth stone in the polls. Sad, eh?
Please, Santa. Make my child stop barfing. If you can’t swing it, could you at least make her puke pixie dust or something nifty & festive?
This is such a huge relief! I thought when Kim Jong Il didn’t :like: my Facebook status yesterday, he might have been mad at me.
weighed on the way to dentist. Between diet & my tooth, lost 30 pounds, which is good. If only Dr. Orin Scrivello, DDS wasn’t my dentist. :)
I never saw Burl Ives the same after “Cat on a Hot Tin Roof”. Now he’s a snowman with a southern drawl. Mendacious, indeed.